CHAUVINIST
“What is evil? Killing is evil, lying is evil, slandering is evil, abuse is evil, gossip is evil: envy is evil, hatred is evil, to cling to false doctrine is evil; all these things are evil. And what is the root of evil? Desire is the root of evil, illusion is the root of evil.”
- Bhudda
Russell started on his sixth beer. A night wind swept across the golf course blowing sand against the window pains telling all in the bar to be quite with a constant shhhh. Next to him Max drained his mug and proclaimed, "Fucking women!"
"Yeah, I know. Goddamn Ruth, all she wants is my attention. Fuck, I am so pissed off with her. She said, 'Do you have to go out tonight?' before I left."
"You can't let her get away with that shit, Russell. Next thing you know you won't be able to drink beer or watch football games." Max slammed his mug down on the counter to get Mickey's attention.
"Yeah, I know. Just dunno how to handle it." Russell turned and looked out the window as if it held the answer to his wondering.
"Don't be a fucking puss, Russell. She should be afraid to say shit like that. Your the man aren't you?" Max slammed his mug on the counter again.
"Come on Max, you can see I'm with another customer over here. Just give me a second." said Mickey.
"It's not that simple, Max. She starts to cry." Russell returned to his seat and looked at Max with his long hair and angry smile.
"Shit, Russell. She starts that crap, just give her a slap. Don't be a puss."
Russell changed the subject, "So, how's that neighbor of yours?"
"Goddamn coneheads! The bastard is building a wall between his property and mine."
"What's wrong with that?" Russell said.
"I don't know. Just don't like it and I don't like him. Someday, I'm going to fuck that guy up. Weasley little mother fucker."
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